JUSTICE IS BLIND AND SO ARE MOST SHEIKHS

There's so much commotion over where the incarcerated terrorists will be tried - Quantanamo Bay or Foley Square? Military Tribunal or The Court of Public Opinion?Jury or Bench Trial - decisions, decisions, incisions.

WELL, ERIC HOLDER, HAVE I GOT A GIRL FOR YOU~

If I had my way, Judge Judy would preside over every al Qaeda operative brought to trial.

Can you imagine a shrill Jewish woman lambasting Khalid Sheikh Mohammed ?Or Abdu Mutallab, The Underwear Bomber? The load in his pants on Christmas day would be nothing in comparison with what he'd drop in his drawers when facing Judith Scheindlin. These

courtroom proceedings should be transmitted all over the world by Al Jazeera. Believe me,the thought of a date with Judge Judy would deter future terrorists from ever strapping on a sucide bomb or mixing a bad batch of fertilizer.